i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think your dad took our porno
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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