I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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