did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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