I wish I could teleport
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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