I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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