everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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