Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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