She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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