I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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