I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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