I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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