if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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