And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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