I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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