is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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