Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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