is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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