I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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