the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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