Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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