you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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