wrigley field is MILF paradise
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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