So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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