i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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