I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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