i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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