Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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