Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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