so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just found a bag of teeth...
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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