She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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