well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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