Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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