i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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