every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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