Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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