Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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