Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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