I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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