Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how can u be prego again
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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