My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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