It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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