I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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