brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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