Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i think i just lost a toe
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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