why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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