Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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