What a fucking waste of an outfit
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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