Just fell off a train. Bad.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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