What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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