how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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